shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.

I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!

by Hefernin November 29, 2009

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

Spaghetti Plate

In information technology (IT), a server rack that has had no cable management performed, resulting in a tangled mess of network cables, power cables, and cross-connect cables. A particularly bad spaghetti plate can result in servers overheating from a lack of airflow due to cables blocking their fans.

"When you installed the servers in this rack, why didn't you zip-tie all the network cables together? You've got a real spaghetti plate going on in here!"

by NeerDoWell53 August 8, 2019

Fake Plate

The fake plating they put on brass and sell on Auction sites as real.It could be Silver or Gold plating on brass or some other non precious metal.

John "I got this on KneeBay for 3$ and it's an awesome necklace!"
Smith "I'm glad you're happy with your Fake Plate necklace!"

by MarkDB1973 July 21, 2010

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 15, 2023

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.

"I want a plate-egg."

by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010