Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

doo wop blob

The greatest thing on this earth. NickToons UK/EMEA ident from 2013-2021, still used in EMEA, with a singing blob singing the song "Bopalopalama Dipdip"

guy: lamalama dipdip
guy 2: doo wop blob referen!!!11111

by LouisGDYTUrban January 18, 2022

blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.

The new boss is a right blob fart.

by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023

blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it

pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-

by pandypandora June 1, 2021

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024