Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
Get the Danish Offense mug.A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.
offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.
Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
by DImmortal April 24, 2009
Get the Counter-offensive mug.A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 4, 2019
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Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
by Purble! December 12, 2020
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