Ol’ Sag Sac

When your local swim club (or YMCA) gets invaded with a flock of naked old men in the locker rooms.

“Cover your eyes! The Ol’ Sag Sacs are here!”

by Krispy Kernuhl May 2, 2018

ol rank

A boar hog weighing 200lbs or more with two inch plus dog killers

Ol rank snagged my dog last night.

by Ol rank February 16, 2018

ol'davey

Some one who could write two novels, create over a dozen video games and still not be allowed to have something like a Wikipedia entry for any of that but would be jealous if some loser goes and shoots a bunch of people and gets an instant Wikipedia.

There's that ol'davey again, planing about his life instead of living it!

by freshassman July 26, 2018

Ol goofy!

A phrase directed at someone who does something STOOPID.

Alpha: Yooo broo, I'm gonna study so hard for this Physics test. On my mama I'm gonna finesse this test.

Patrick: Ight bro
… a week after the Physics test
Patrick: Sweet I got an A- on the Physics test. Yo Alpha what did you get?
Alpha: I'm blown! I got a D+ !
Patrick: Ol goofy!

by Pogboom February 14, 2019

ol' Frosty Adam

4 foot icicle broken ways and shoved up your asshole sideways.

I bet Jared from subway got the ol' frosty adam in prison.

by Conky13 February 27, 2019

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Ol'saggy mc faggy

Sagging balls anal rape grinding kids and cow raping is his life

Ol saggy mc faggy sit on Santas lap for dicky dicky mc flicky

Ol'saggy mc faggy is very saggy

by Catty meow April 25, 2019