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Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.
Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.
by Awob603 March 11, 2010
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Pasted a Raging Norwegian

A regional expression found in Scandanavia, meaning to masturbate to ejaculation.
Don't come in here, I just pasted a raging Norwegian and the place is a mess.
by cubberina July 4, 2010
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norwegian pile driver

sex position involving a woman jumping off a ladder and landing on her partners dick
i had to go to the hospital because i attempted the norwegian pile driver
by ZombieShogun October 10, 2009
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Norwegian Field Goal

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.
by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010
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Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler

Noun.

The cooperative act whereby an individual burps and whilst the air is contained in their mouth, they immediately place their lips around someone's asshole and proceed to forcefully blow the air into that person's rectum. At the good judgment of the receiver, that person may release the air as a fart when the time is right. Due to the humid nature of the initial burp and the friction caused during its release along the asshole, the fart tends to be exceptionally loud and attention-grabbing.

Traditionally used in northern Europe to frighten grazing sheep into moving along.
"My, Tippleton, I must say that Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler certainly got the wife's attention!"
by Blake Mitchell December 9, 2008
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Norwegian couch hippo

The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.
The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch
by Shipwrecked April 23, 2022
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Norwegian Signal Fire

When one takes a big knob of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another's orifices, halfway, and while it's in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.
John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."

Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."

John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"

Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016
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