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nonsexual

To fancy someone without caring about their sexual orientation/identity. (Nonromantic...to only be romantically involved and not nonsexually)
Bob loves Bobbet...orentation it doesn't matter.

Lola and Jesse are nonsexuals

Gina and Alex are Nonromantics
by Zwowz May 7, 2016
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nobus jokeyus

Its what the Romans used to call dumb arse people who roam the street these days
You stupid fucking nobus jokeyus you ate your box, err...house
by Shoot me baby October 4, 2005
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Nonscuse

A none excuse.

Nonscuse

This isn't a lie, but rather a poor excuse that doesn't really hold water, when one doesn't want to directly say "no".

The other subject wouldn't typically be expected to come up with a solution, and if s/he did, the nonscuse is typically followed up with another. If the other subject is intelligent, they will "get the drift" but if they are stupid, it may at nonscuse 5 or 6 become a requirement to directly inform that you dont wish to.
Mike: "How's about a drink tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't, I have my kids to look after"
Mike : "Well I can come to yours?"
Sarah: "Not really, its a little messy with all the toys"
Mike: "That doesn't bother me Sarah"
Sarah: "And i'm expecting my mum to ring up at some point"

(Mike gets the picture she is giving nonscuse after nonscuse and gives up)

Sarah (horny @ work) : "James, come over to my desk and drop your pants)
James (impotent) : "errrm, I'd love to, but isn't it a little inappropiate?"
Sarah: "Nobody else is in the office for 3 hours, come it will be fun - i've seen you staring at my lady lumps all week"
James: "Well, yeah they are nice, but i'm kinda looking for someone on the internet and saving myself"
Sarah: "Dont be so correct, come on, i'll let you stick it in my mouth"
James: "well.... I don't have any condoms with me"
Sarah: "I'm on the pill James, lets skin on skin"
James: "I dont think you would like it, I've been to the toilet 2 times since my shower"
Sarah: "Thats cool James, dont you like the smell of sex?"
James: "Dont you get it?? I'm impotent"
Sarah: "Well whats with all the nonscuses - just fucking say so"
by footjuicesolutions August 2, 2009
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Sergio Nonsense

When one states something that makes absolutely no sense that surpases the boundaries of ignorance.
Sergio told me today that during World War II they Americans used bat messengers not bird messengers as well as boats made completely out of ice. He also started talking about hot snow falling near the equater. The things he told me were so dumb I labeled them as Sergio Nonsense.
by Chancer93 June 10, 2009
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Nojus

nojus gay
by jamiefan101 February 11, 2020
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Nodus

A somewhat popular clothing company in Simi Valley, CA. It is one of the new proponents of aluminum tetroxide printing which prints brilliant colors but allows the colors to be easily washed off. Within 5 uses, the design is usually gone. Made from Simi High students, which really shows the moral of the average student there.
Oh, I see you a got a Nodus shirt, tight.
by perenthia January 11, 2010
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can-nons

A version of cannons, also large breasts, fat tits, a big rack, bodacious ta-tas, you get my drift...
I salivate over my receptionist's can-nons.
by eyetalian September 8, 2006
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