Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee September 22, 2016

Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.

Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.

by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017

Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.

"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"

by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.

High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.

by Iemea16 September 9, 2013

Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 5, 2022