by mrjibz March 5, 2015
Get the nijel mug.An honest politician who stands up to the bullies in the E.U., and is therefore hated and feared by most of the political class.
Nigel Farage: Who the hell do you think you are? You are very very dangerous people, indeed. Your obsession with creating this Euro state means that you’re happy to destroy democracy. You appear to be happy for millions and millions of people to be unemployed and to be poor.
President of Europe: Who is this guy, he's actually telling the truth! Quick- everyone snigger at him and pretend hes a nutcase!
President of Europe: Who is this guy, he's actually telling the truth! Quick- everyone snigger at him and pretend hes a nutcase!
by Shale99 July 6, 2011
Get the Nigel Farage mug.Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.
An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.
A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.
Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.
A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.
Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.
Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007
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Get the niyel mug.You are nigelic if and when you are faced with a problem, irregardless of difficulty, and you immediately announce that "this is so easy" to the world. On closer examination you realize that the problem wasn't so easy and your claim to being epitome of intellectualism is a sham.
Man, I showed him a quantum mechanics problem and he immediately declared that it was so easy. Needless to say he didn't know where to start, he's so nigelic.
by Alexander March 22, 2005
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