Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010

Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup May 4, 2011

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas December 9, 2008

Ripping Nets

To ball so hard that them other motherfuckers wanna find me!

Lebron: Hey Kobe, wanna go rip some nets?
Kobe: Oh yeah, I love Ripping Nets! I will rip those nets so hard that everyone will want to find me!

by kowens357 May 14, 2013

Nike net

a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)

My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009

Nigg-net

A company with false names that call mcdonalds at 4 in the morning

Hi this is Nate freeman from nigg-net i heard you have a problem with your lan

by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018

Over the Net

A sexual position popular in the US and parts of Canada with highly functioning couples who enjoy using tennis balls and racquets as props. This is largely believed to be the origin of the phrase "LOVE-LOVE" in tennis scoring.

Man, the moment my partner took me Over the Net, there was no going back.

by PlayaLady June 9, 2023