near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 6, 2012

Nasarri

A man or woman who is incredibly slow and bad at videogames in the racing genre. Usually eats oatmeal, has no social life, tends to be overly emotional, Stays up all damn night, and hates everything.

Person 1: You're such a Nasarri!
Person 2: Hey! I'm not slow! Lake Gratiot!

by BlackDots May 31, 2014

nearlywed

Couples with all the trappings of marriage—the home, the in-laws, the shared pets, maybe even the kids—but no actual marriage certificate.

My boyfriend and I have been together 13 years. Our nearlywed status is stronger than most marriages.

by The Queen Neen April 6, 2016

near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.

I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation

by TheSalts August 3, 2016

nearcrophilia

Sex with or attraction to the undead.

"The zombie apocalypse has changed the population dynamics so much that it's only sensible to give nearcrophilia its fair turn."

by Blurstov Tymes February 16, 2017

nearnt

(Nee-arnt): Means any insult to your own accord.

That guy was a nearnt. "You nearnt, you forgot my Whopper!"

by Austin "Alexaxyz"the Rabbit March 4, 2017