napoleon dynamite

See it once and do not quote it ever. You will enjoy the movie and no one will punch you in the mouth for overquoating this fine piece of $23 dollar cinema.

Also, a note to anyone who says this is the best low-budget movie ever: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Go see it. It cost 4.46 to make.

Do not quote this movie in public, for all our sakes.

by 187 March 19, 2005

napolean dynamite

One of the most boring,gay,annoying, and most pointless movie ever made.Most of its dumbass phrases are quoted by fat girls that love the movie and have no brains, and gay people.

Some Fat Bitch: I didnt mean to, gosh.
Me: STFU YOU FAT ASS BITCH!

by Sotel April 27, 2005

naplete

An athlete of napping - hits the pillow, not the gym.

Uni teaches everyone to be a true naplete

by ThatJordyGuy February 21, 2015

Napoleon Bonalongsclong

A short person with a large penis.

Hey I'm 5'4" with a 11 inch penis, they call me "Napoleon Bonalongsclong!"

by Sickcallranger March 17, 2017

napolean treatment

The act of placing fingers in sexual orifaces similarly to napolean ice cream. Strawberry being the vagina, chocolate being the anus.

Last night, I gave the wife the napolean treatment. 2 in the strawberry, 1 in the chocolate.

by Atomicstorm May 31, 2017

Napoleon Bonaparte

Somenone who continues gambling untill he loses everything he won and sometimes extra

person 1: BRO, you won five hundred, stop now before you start losing.
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte

by scorpio blyat dude cyka November 20, 2019

Napulitan Kisses

A kiss that feels like a bite of the best pizza you’ve ever had.

Lia: sending Napulitan kisses

by Euphoriasgone November 7, 2020