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Reverse Musket

A Reverse Musket is the act of removing an object that is stuck by getting another object stuck in the same manner and compacting both objects by force and is typically referred to when unclogging a toilet by re-clogging with a secondary object and plunging vigorously until a fountain of water is formed.
Jerry, "We've got a water leak somewhere. Must be a burst pipe."

Tom, "Nah... The upstairs neighbors pulled off a Reverse Musket last night."
by itsmy1stsmokebreak April 7, 2019
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Chedder Musket

My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.
by BigBrown June 17, 2020
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3 muškietininkai

3 muškietininkai - the coolest humans that lived on earth they are : Gabrielė, Kamilė, Luknė.
You're so cool
Yeah im like 3 muškietininkai
by Bitch who is always right February 13, 2021
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Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.
Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021
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The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P
by Gazz445 September 2, 2010
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Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
by metalmixtress October 26, 2016
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um if your searching this up then you must be really bored ,and also how the hell did you find this? anyway your bored so play www.koalatothemax.com! have fun!
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by jennybesty March 12, 2020
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