Morternoon

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.

Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)

by fharper August 27, 2021

Martez

Martez is a nigga that’s the goat and can fuck any bitch

Ay”This dude is a goat nd a Martez

Ay gang I feel like a Martez rn goated asl

by Derrick devone November 24, 2021

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014

Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

by Skuli December 9, 2017

Sad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when you parry the bringer of the laws third heavy attack

*clang* *sniffles* sad mortem inimicus you parried my third heavy

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

Caden mertes

A bad guy from a movie about a girl who gets beat by her step father and he enjoys being loud and smuggling drugs across the United States border he is a king in every sense of the word

hey look caden mertes is over there smoking a bumble

by The 325 legend April 28, 2021

jaeden.martells.wife

a very funny, pretty and kind person, someone you would want in your life.

you: “i don’t follow jaeden.martells.wife”

by jaeorsomething June 1, 2021