Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.
In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008
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Muriels can become extremely aggressive, violent and over-protective of belongings at this time of the month
Watch out for Muriel!!
Muriels can become extremely aggressive, violent and over-protective of belongings at this time of the month
Watch out for Muriel!!
Laura - 'Why is that girl so extremely aggressive, violent and over protective of her belongings? she yelled at me when i asked to borrow her moisturizer'
Lorna -'Yea don't worry about her... She's just Muriel right now'
Lorna -'Yea don't worry about her... She's just Muriel right now'
by Voldy1 July 8, 2010
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by Raph February 4, 2005
Get the Murie mug.''Hey disco, fancy getting some brews and getting Bill Murried?''
''Fleetwood spike me again son, i want to get murried out of my mind tonight captain!''
''Fleetwood spike me again son, i want to get murried out of my mind tonight captain!''
by Andy Rise September 28, 2008
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Get the marriedified mug.Occurs when your female dog backs up into your face. preferably when your dog has a short tail and all is exposed.
when your head is turned away and you turn into the dog's behind, it is refferred to as a furry murrey peekaboo.
when your head is turned away and you turn into the dog's behind, it is refferred to as a furry murrey peekaboo.
Dude, your dog just gave me a furry murrey!
I was watching TV and all of a sudden i got a furry murrey peekaboo!
I was watching TV and all of a sudden i got a furry murrey peekaboo!
by Supermom March 5, 2009
Get the Furry Murrey mug.Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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