murkology

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you

guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead

by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011

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murked

murked or merked (which is a toronto slang word) is an insult used against anyone who you dislike. It means they are either ugly retarded stoopid or all of the above.

Me: (playing ball with some friends)
Some Random Bucktee: "Fuck you all!"
Me and my friends: "You so murked fam!" (wihle we are beating the shit out of him and stealing his money)

by Toronto Slang Man September 4, 2019

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murked

To put to shame or to lower in standards.

I fucking murked that dude and his whole clan when I took 'em all out.

by kevin gilmore April 21, 2005

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Murkem

A person who is good at killing. Not necesarily meaning murking a person but being so got damn good at somthing that you kill it.

"Yo dat nigga D-Murkem be killing dem beats!!"
"Holla At Cha Muthafucken Girl T-Murkem got da hottest graphic designs.....she straight murking dem otha niggaz"

by T-Murkem May 26, 2009

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