musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.

Who actually likes 3 Musketeers bars?

by Babby November 2, 2006

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 30, 2003

Musket Shot

A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page

Guy 1 "Hey man, you wanna shotgun later?"

Guy 2 "Only if we're doing musket shots!"

by Brike December 21, 2008

muket

when someone's short or small

Robert:hey whats up muket have you grown yet.

by dope213 April 2, 2009

Monket

A combination of a monkey and muppet.

Somebody who is being uniquely spastic or autistic.

That bloke is over there is being a right Monket

by Simba670 December 21, 2020