Murphism

The belief in Murph, its definition, power, and surrounding elements and branches.

Guy 1- Are you a Christian or a protestant

Guy 2- Neither, I believe in Murphism

by Murphanian February 6, 2019

mumpum

The world's best Aunt. Very rare, and not to be messed with. She will make you the best breakfast, and hit you upside the head if you're acting a fool.

Thank God for Mumpum.

by jordiepordie1210 March 18, 2019

Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

by theirhandle May 13, 2019

Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.

Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!

by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020

Mumptyhole

Mumptyhole is a word that sounds like an aboriginal word and it means “Fat Cunt”

Person 1- Wow Jason really has been eating a lot
Person 2- Yeah he is turning into a mumptyhole

by mumptyhole February 22, 2020

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face

When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode

by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020