Monday

The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.

Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!

by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo April 2, 2010

Superbowl Monday

The day after Superbowl Sunday, Where everyone wakes up hungover and watches the news to see who won anyways because they were too drunk to remember.

Dude 1: Dude! Tomorrows superbowl sunday!
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after...

by dr happy face February 7, 2007

mondale button

When a chick bends over, and her junk is staring you in the face. Usually a larger pile of meat curtains.Usually a chick that is dressed, but in a skirt with no panties.

Damn that chick bent over and showed me her Mondale Button

by CrazyJay/Harryism January 5, 2014

Hull yuh modda stinking cunt

Used to tell someone who gets you mad

Example: Prakash told Sunita to hull yuh modda stinking cunt

by Khanalisee May 8, 2021

Moolie Monday

The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010

Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

Monday

A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!

by Maya January 23, 2005