Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018
Get the Guito Mosquitomug. These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?
by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022
Get the Mosquitomug. The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
Get the Mosquitoesmug. To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.
“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”
by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025
Get the Mosquitoingmug. a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
by botermossel September 15, 2020
Get the mosquitomug. by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019
Get the mosquito-goosermug. The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
Get the Mosquitomug.