Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Sunday Morning Asshole

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.

Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.

by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010

frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

by Jizzonface April 20, 2014

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

can you make me miso soup every morning

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.

his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

by The side Popcorn Stand November 18, 2021

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006