moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011

Moobs

Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.

At the doctors.

Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!

Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.

In Jimmy's humble abode.

Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.

Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.

At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.

Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*

Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

Moody Wuudy

When someone with the last name Wu becomes moody all of the sudden.

Wow, Will, we were making the same joke, but all the sudden you became moody wuudy.

by Gammerman October 4, 2021

moobarb

a loyal business for all your odd supplies.

hey what did you get from moobarb?
i got rainbow disco drinking ball cups, what a banger.

by poopsoop March 3, 2022

Bi-Moody

A person with mood swings

She used to have a very good personality, but now it seems like their just Bi-Moody

by Mynze September 14, 2018

mr moody

He’s adorable, cute as hellll, has an awesome personality, fun to be around, has a big heart, unfiltered but it’s funny and real 😌🤌

Me: I call my bf mr moody
Them: Why?!
Me: read the definition dumbass.

by LunaXAiden25 December 27, 2021

Mal-A-Moonya

A description of a unsuccesfull wanna be stoned sprint car racer

Ricky Bobby is a Mal-A-Moonya

by Kyler69 June 3, 2009