snark monster

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.

That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.

by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012

bush monster

Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.

You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"

by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015

Tab Monster

A person who can do an unholy amount of acid and be unfazed by what they have experienced.

How does he do that and just come to school the next day? He is the Tab Monster.

by big sandwhich49 May 11, 2022

View Monster

View Monster is an album created by the band “Lemon Demon” made by one person (Neil Cicierega)
Its album name and cover is a spin off of the old toy “View Master”

“My favorite album is “View Monster!””

by That One Lemon Demon Fan July 11, 2022

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010