Mashedness

To be extremely mashed....and surrounded by other mashed users.

Hope you enjoyed the mashedness last night.

by MsMashed March 1, 2009

kos-mashang

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "mashang" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-mashang" /k(something between schwa and c:)s mashang/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-mashang" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek".

"Kos-mashango nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

A:"In dadashet chera injoori bood? Hamash dasht darmourede sookht sohbat mikard."
B: "Velesh kon, baba. Kos-mashange."
English: A:"Why was your brother like that? All the time he was talking about fuel." B:"Don't worry about it, he is a geek."

"Be oon dadashe kos-mashangetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010

Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

by assarakh June 24, 2003

Masha

A fucking Russian... knows how to speak russian.

Drake: "Damn is that a Russian? That's gotta be one of those Masha's!"

by N.F.S."Дикс" September 19, 2016

masha

sexy girl who everyone is jealous of...she has the best boyfriend, the best dream life. pretty blondie, with beautiful blue eyes.and sweet perfect skin.

tons of friends.although a lot of them do get jelous at her occasionally (:

that girl is such a masha, thats why she has the perfect hot boyfriend

by luvchickxoxoxoxo March 16, 2009

mash

mash is a 70's comedy about surgeons and army personal serving in the korean war.
it shows how they cope and deal with the hardship and tradgey of war.

mash is the best historical comedy and also radar is pretty cute!!!!!!!!

by radar fan February 7, 2004

mash

also known in accent as marsh. meaning to have sex

blud are u guna mash her?

by rude_gyal2006 January 15, 2006