Mileven

A ship hated by horny girls who fantasied about Mike Wheeler her boyfriend being gay

“These girls can’t accept mileven will be endgame”

by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 10, 2023

legit-o-mite

A word used to express extreme badassery, maturity, sexiness and on occasion, holy penis size. Often used as a much more fantastic and meaningful synonym for dynomite.

CASE A
Person 1: Did you just have sex with three girls while playing YYZ by Rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking Mike Tyson's ass?
Person 2: Suredizzle.
Person1: Legit-o-mite!

CASE B
Girl: Oh my gosh! He has a 9 inch penis! And it glows! It is so legit-o-mite!

by King of FUPA December 14, 2010

Car Mitzvah

The act of donating an old junker car to your local Jewish charity.

I did a Car Mitzvah for the Jewish Family & Children's Service of Southern Arizona.

by Raspberry Hamentashen August 15, 2006

mitergreen

wrecker of ladies poopers, luvs to make a exit hole a entry hole...even tho it might be small!!!! Its enuff to make'em squirm

why use lube when i can spit on it..mitergreen style

by Steve's Mum March 27, 2003

mitergreen

Greatest bloke in the world, nice as pie to the ladies, doesnt like pooper holes.

by Steve's Mum April 1, 2003

mitergreen

Person who likes the ass so much that he goes for all the young irc boys from austnet.. He needs a tight pooper to get his penif in to touch the sides.

by Sadam April 1, 2003

Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies

Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us

by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010