Coal Miner

When a girl shits without wiping and a dude picks at the left overs with his pinky

DUDE holie just let me coal miner her. I need some hand sanitizer .

by Whatdagaming April 18, 2016

nose miner

A child.

That snot-nosed nose miner!

by Ereck Flowers August 20, 2017

Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.

Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.

by Didaskalos March 24, 2022

Eye Miner

When you drill or blow up a dead person's eyes repeatedly until you reach the brain.

Necrophils are mostly eye miners.

by NewBuildmini October 19, 2016

Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 3, 2010

Mineral Deposit

When one deficates in the geology department's bathroom on campus.

Guy1: Oh man! I have to shit bad!

Guy2: So go take a shit??

Guy1: Yea I will, I just hope I can make it to the geology building. I'm going to leave them a mineral deposit!

by Burminator May 3, 2009