Michal

Gay f*** who has no life and plays fortnite

Yo, this guy... I swear... he’s such a Michal!
*I’m gonna beat him to death*

by Yaboi2hats November 5, 2018

Michelita

A beautiful girl with a hardcore personality. She is not shy to say whats on her mind. She loves anything including music. She may look small and innocent but trust me, its the exact opposite. Dont mess with her because she has alot of balls and guts. She is very athletic and alot of guys are into her. She can get alot of guys as she wants and is good at hiding her emotions. She is beautiful in the inside and the outsideand needs attention. She loves to laugh and will always be there when you need her. If you are with a girl named Michelita, you are lucky.

Him: Whats your name
Her: Michelita
Him: Marry me

by ShawtyLuv December 5, 2018

Michonaiss

A bat from Minecraft that you have befriended. Michonaiss loves to sleep. Also be careful if you don’t want to lose Michonaiss so don’t go too far away or he will despawn. His name is pronounced Mih-chone-ace.

I love my bat Michonaiss

by Saucy_meme66 July 22, 2019

michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.

Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap

by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020

michow

A Vietnamese slang used to describe fans of Chinese idols, which put their idols over the national interests, even supporting a Chinese invasion just to meet their idols more easily. Mainly used by zoomers.

- Ê, con nhỏ kia lại share hình của thằng ca sĩ bên Trung hôm nọ đăng hình đường lưỡi bò kìa?
- Địt con mẹ cái con michow đbrr này!

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 2, 2020

Michodelophobia

The fear of pouring milk into cereal

I have michodelophobia so I didn’t like eating my cereal.

by Grammya May 25, 2020