Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

meningitis

a very gay thing to catch, according to this one fanfic i read.

jack: anthony caught meningitis, he’s out for the rest of the week

david: hmm.. that’s interesting. sean, the town gay, has meningitis too... you know what that means
jack: yeah, he deffo caught the disease from him ewwww
david: that’ll teach him to get off his knees for once and earn a living like us REAL men!1!1!

by news_hoe December 25, 2020

mewiagotswagpt2

sexy bitch on tik tok who doesn’t like to get spam liked

boy 1: aye bro have you checked out mewiagotswagpt2 on tik tok?

boy 2: *spam likes*
boy 1: bro she doesn’t like to get spam liked
boy 2: oh shit

by milkcheeseaa June 10, 2021

METing

What the NY Mets do almost every year. They give their fans hope of a playoff appearance early in the season, just to collapse later in the year.

Well, the Mets are METing again this year.

by AimeeLynn September 2, 2021

Mering

Wakes up at five every morning and takes long walks around the neighbour-hood. Has a healthy breakfast and lives a very healthy and active life.

Runs the block daily, yeah that’s true, has her life sorted tf out.

DEFINITELY not a couch potato watching t.v Rn

Mering is a badass bij!

by Heyitsurdad November 23, 2021

Meringue

Meringue is a type of cake that's very sweet but I like to use it to tell a person how sweet they are.

Hey, James you're such a meringue person

by beed30 February 20, 2022

Meminglish

A English meme

It’s such a bad meminglish

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022