Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.
Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
by lskatz August 1, 2008
Get the text message chicken mug.When someone sends a really long message and it comes through in two parts but sometimes there can be a misunderstanding with the second part and the first part is repeated. On Sony Ericsson's, a little symbol comes up with an envelope broken in two. Hence the name, broken message.
First part of text message: So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really anno...
Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really
Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message
Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really
Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
Get the broken message mug.A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
Get the text message hand job mug.A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009
Get the Weasel in my meatsafe mug.Ok for those of you people who want to know the message its is "sleep with me you know im not too young"im not sure if its real
by John Fru August 2, 2004
Get the Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song mug.Noun - A chav slang term used in the Kent area of London, England.
To be called a mesar is analogous to being called a gigantic "fag".
To be called a mesar is analogous to being called a gigantic "fag".
Example 1:
"Hey will you stop acting like a fucking mesar" - Person 1
"oi, gab that to my mug m8 n not online n see wot comes about" - Person 2
"Hey will you stop acting like a fucking mesar" - Person 1
"oi, gab that to my mug m8 n not online n see wot comes about" - Person 2
by waysidez January 9, 2014
Get the mesar mug.1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009
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