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The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.
“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”
by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018
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Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
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The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 5, 2013
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stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.
Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
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The Benson Method

The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me

A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
by Condor027 April 30, 2011
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Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.
Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method
by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023
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The Cosby Method

The method used when you want to ask your crush out with drugs without them knowing you’re using drugs.
“Yo, did you hear how Jeremy asked out his girl?”
Yeah man! Didn’t he use the famous The Cosby Method?”
“Yeah! I mean granted, he went to jail, but at least the girl didn’t have to buy her own drinks.”
by Monty McSquishy October 27, 2019
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