stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.

Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!

by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018

Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023

Math Methods

A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway

Theo: fuck I have Math Methods
Also Theo: whatever i ma drop back to further maths

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

1okayaiden method

The 1okayaiden method is a method that is somewhat like the kankan method. The 1okayaiden method does NOT require you to cuff, you just beat the bitch. Use this method if you love 1okayaiden.

man i love that 1okayaiden method

by 1okayaiden August 16, 2023