Mensa is a totally unbiased organization that has only one prerequisite for entry, an IQ at or above the 98th percentile.
Often knocked by those who have no hope of ever being accepted like Ravenwolf B, it has many SIGs (special interest groups) that offer a change of pace from the normal beer-swilling, bleep-injected conversation found in most sports bars or water cooler banter discussing the previous night's Simpson's episode, the latest video game or wardrobe malfunction on some TV show.
I don't know that the world would be any better off if everyone had a Mensa-like IQ, I just suspect it couldn't be any worse.
Often knocked by those who have no hope of ever being accepted like Ravenwolf B, it has many SIGs (special interest groups) that offer a change of pace from the normal beer-swilling, bleep-injected conversation found in most sports bars or water cooler banter discussing the previous night's Simpson's episode, the latest video game or wardrobe malfunction on some TV show.
I don't know that the world would be any better off if everyone had a Mensa-like IQ, I just suspect it couldn't be any worse.
Definitions sometimes attributed to the Mensa Dictionary.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who just doesn’t get it
Ostiopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Reintarnation: Coming back in the next life as a hillbilly
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who just doesn’t get it
Ostiopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Reintarnation: Coming back in the next life as a hillbilly
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