Shoeshine's definitions
Mensa corner is a titled area of the workplace containing very bright employees partial to unprovoked outbursts of song, jokes, and good natured ribbing of co-workers. Often times the workers may appear to be not the sharpest knives in the drawer, but do not be deceived - they will prove to be worthy adversaries in any type of contest that doesn't require physical feats of strength, or large numbers.
Sarah: wow, this is a soft ball
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in
by Shoeshine March 27, 2008
Get the Mensa Cornermug. a crafty booze hound partial to dumplings and anything chocolate. Typically they like to laugh, and dance by themselves whilst looking in a floor to ceiling mirror. On Thursdays, this becomes a naked ritual. A secondary definition, although not as common, is an ancient ceramic vessel used to store grains and magic beans.
"wow, look at that chick - she's plastered, and dancing like a maniac. I haven't seen an Edessa like that in a while...oh wait, is that a chocolate bar?"
"better cover up the Edessa, looks like a storm is brewing; I'd hate to have our grain and beans to get wet"
"better cover up the Edessa, looks like a storm is brewing; I'd hate to have our grain and beans to get wet"
by Shoeshine March 31, 2008
Get the edessamug. by shoeshine May 22, 2021
Get the damyesmug. by shoeshine May 22, 2021
Get the damyesmug. 
Get the damyesmug.