by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

by Nozitina August 11, 2010

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
by frederickallen May 14, 2010

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006

by fatman kristian January 5, 2005

by XeeXawMSM February 5, 2023

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011
