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Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.
Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.
by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011
mugGet the Melon Bagmug.

Casaba Melon

(Noun) Life affirming jumblies
Her Casaba Melons are oh so sweet.
by Nozitina August 11, 2010
mugGet the Casaba Melonmug.

crusty melon

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
by frederickallen May 14, 2010
mugGet the crusty melonmug.

pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo
Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!
by paco_jerte May 1, 2006
mugGet the pad melonsmug.

melon head

a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon
melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace
by fatman kristian January 5, 2005
mugGet the melon headmug.

melon playground

a mobile game that is like people playground made by sliz/zooi
by XeeXawMSM February 5, 2023
mugGet the melon playgroundmug.

Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does
Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing
by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011
mugGet the Cunt Melonmug.

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