Mazen Jadaan

A professional lier, that lies about everything, he tries to be someone who he is not, he tries with girls but it never works out. Usually, his mom is a yoga teacher and a very big SLUT in the yoga industry.

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by mazen jadaan November 24, 2020

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Mazeing

1. Past-Tense: Just completed a maze
2. A form of Amazing but much, much better (see Wuv)

"Mum! I've just been mazeing... I got lost!"
"You are mazeing! I wuv you"

by James Whitworth July 7, 2007

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mazerd

a type of small cherry tree. As defined in the movie "Orange County."

I was playing scrabble the other day and I threw down the word mazerd!

That dumbass was such a mazerd.

MAZERD!!! (awesome!)

by CWAD November 12, 2003

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mazel tov mix

A medley of hip pop and chart-topping R&B played at middle school dances and Bar Mitzvahs. For fast dances, you would hear the likes of Flo Rida and T Pain. For slow dances, expect "Umbrella" and "No One". And then for dance or karaoke competitions, you have "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy or "Cyclone" to stand in loose groups and lip sync to. So called the Mazel Tov Mix because while music all the same, it is largely fake and electronic sounding, with shallow lyrics and allusions to more authentic hip hop/R&B, but still what kids on the "cutting edge" listen to.

ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE GIRLS: "With you, with you, with you, with you, with you---"
GIRL: "I'm tearing up"
* * *
"It's 'Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why'd you have to go, away from home, me love' not 'oh, oh, oh, oh, don't go, away from home, me love'!"
"Yeah Cadence, get with it!"
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ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE BOYS: "Anywhere you need it's guaranteed to go down" (Glock rocking gesture)
* * *
"Do you think 'Get Low' is too explicit for my Mazel Tov Mix?"
"The parents would go for Sarah Bereilles' 'Love Song' but what can you do?"

by Sean Kingston's Embittered Bro October 18, 2008

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