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create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.
Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.
by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010
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fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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Materialize Juice

Barrington buss pure materialize juice inna Shelly-Ann and now she get pregnant.

In Shabba Ranks song "Needle eye" he says, "She get materialize juice, to make mek she feel good."
by Mr.Anaconda April 3, 2010
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Mature

The ability to deal with themes most would find offensive or anerving.
1. The ability to deal with a movie or painting in which nudity is shown(NOT porn) without laughing, feeling uncomfortable or making a dirty comment.

2. The ability to deal with swearing in an appropriate manner. IE. not swearing every four seconds when a swear word has no reason for being there. Also, the ability to not be shocked by a swear word, nor laugh or make a joke.

3. The ability to have a conversation about themes most would find offensive or anerving. Such as nudity in art (movies or pictures. NOT porn.) Or perhaps sex life (Most likely, a mature person is one who does not have a ridiculous amount of one night stands, but rather, has an intimate relationship with one person whom they deeply care for.) or education.

4. Those who can commit to one person are mature.

5. Those who don't see pregnancy as a curse or a trap are mature.

6. Those who are accepting of others who are different from themselves are mature.
by Teamotedesideroterequire December 12, 2010
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wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
by Janis August 10, 2005
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Material Girling

Material girling is when u doing queen/king/monarch shit
Niki:"omg look at Rachel's outfit!"
Sam:"omg yesss she's material girling😻"
by anonymous December 14, 2021
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Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.
Four words: "Did ah do that?"
by Johnny X. June 29, 2005
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