Matty Gee

someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. Matty is a fat faggot who enjoys rimming people and performing the cleveland steamer. He is an asshole

p1: dude who is that guy?
p2: i know, he looks like such a Matty Gee

by Jimmehalmighteh June 9, 2011

matty boy

A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).

He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.

I saw a matty boy on my way to Walmart today.

by Rebocci December 11, 2016

mattisse

a fine guy who is sweet at first but then you guys date for a bit and he breaks your heart

is mattisse a sweet guy

at first he is

by Isabelle santimela January 15, 2018

Dirty Matty

When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes

Wow she really pulled a dirty matty

by Shortbboy May 15, 2020

Archie Mattsson

Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.

Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson

by Mattsson hater October 24, 2022

mattybraps

(noun) the best rapper/singer in the industry

synonym: king

angela: have you heard of this rapper he’s so good his name is mattybraps
tom: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OF COURSE I KNOW MATTYBRAPS

angela: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER...HAH

by joemamaaaaaaaaaaa October 27, 2019

Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014