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Arthur Mathery

Arthur mathery is someone who is suffering from depression but still manages to keep everyone around him smiling, even when he isnt. He is always there for his friends when nobody else is. He can keep secrets and will naver go behind your back. He has a Instagram account called oof.tracer. Arthur mathery wont let anyone close to him because he has been hurt before and wont trust anyone because they might be a back stabber. Arthur needs help but he is an amazing person. (Btw dont ask who wrote this)
Arthur Mathery is awesome
by Randomchild1221221 February 10, 2018
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jaskaran matharoo

The Samosa king and a very big hippo and will never get a girl named Lenya
by Jaskaran Matharoo March 21, 2022
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Mather

Another word to describe an alcoholic who enjoys getting drunk on weekdays and beating their kids.
Boy:Did you hear about the guy at the pub?
Girl: I heard he got completely mathered!
by mather66 July 22, 2011
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Kim Mathers

She's a bit of a bitch
Calls Eminem names like "Stinky"
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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mathurbating

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure
Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating
by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013
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Maturity

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.
I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...
by choiceboards March 15, 2018
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Mature

Something most world leaders are not
That president was not mature enough to run America.
by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019
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