Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.

Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021

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Math

Math -->Meth

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

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Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!

by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019

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Math!

"Math!" is a term that's usually used by Finn in the cartoon "Adventure Time", and is usually a replacement for the term "Fuck!". Similar sayings are "Math this!" which means "Fuck this!", "Math that!" which means "Fuck that!" and "Mathmatical" which means "Awesome!". The word "Math" is pretty much a replacement for the word "Fuck", with the exception of "Mathmatical".

Jake: "Finn! There's hobgoblins at the door..."
Finn: "Oh Math!"

Ice King: "I'm going to kill you now..."
Finn: "Math that!"

Jake: "Ok, we're surrounded by skeletons. How do you want to handle this?"
Finn: "Let's Math them up!"

by The Lactrinites June 1, 2016

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Maths

A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)

If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.

by Kink of hell October 30, 2019

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