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match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross
1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties
by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010
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matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.
The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.
by PsychMink September 13, 2015
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match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.
I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.
by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016
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matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016
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mathylda

She is absolutely stunning. She is a nice person and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is very emotional for her feelings.

She is very strong even when someone trying to make her sad and also very patient.

She is so easy to fall in love with. She's always think that she is not good enough. She is a lovely woman. She is short, but have a very perfect body.

#mathylda #girl #life #feelings #short
" do u know her (mathylda)? "
" yeah, she is a nice person "
by Mathylda January 14, 2018
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Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.
Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*
by zaiahy June 20, 2020
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Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"
by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020
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