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masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.
"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."
by Yer July 23, 2008
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cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.
Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.
by Coe Island April 17, 2014
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Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask
Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask
by Suggers March 21, 2016
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Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity
Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.
by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019
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Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.
I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.
by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018
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Mask Rage

A violent encounter that begins when someone completely loses their mind over someone not wearing a mask in public where social distancing is difficult to maintain.

Mask Rage incidents escalate quickly when the person not wearing a mask, demonstrates their complete lack of human compassion by coughing or sneezing.
Yes he is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he received in a Mask Rage incident at the Golden Corral.
by ruhcaknevets May 13, 2020
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mask pretty

When a person is deceivingly attractive with a mask on.
Jake, look at that girl over there, she's hot.

Dude, she's just mask pretty, wait until she takes the mask off.
by Bellanca88 May 23, 2020
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