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masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.
"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."
by Yer July 23, 2008
mugGet the masked braggingmug.

Apple Mask

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.
by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020
mugGet the Apple Maskmug.

Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity
Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.
by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019
mugGet the Transparent Maskmug.

mask pretty

When a person is deceivingly attractive with a mask on.
Jake, look at that girl over there, she's hot.

Dude, she's just mask pretty, wait until she takes the mask off.
by Bellanca88 May 23, 2020
mugGet the mask prettymug.

911 MASK

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.
The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.
by MathPlus May 3, 2021
mugGet the 911 MASKmug.

Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.
I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.
by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018
mugGet the Bate maskmug.

Mask Rage

A violent encounter that begins when someone completely loses their mind over someone not wearing a mask in public where social distancing is difficult to maintain.

Mask Rage incidents escalate quickly when the person not wearing a mask, demonstrates their complete lack of human compassion by coughing or sneezing.
Yes he is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he received in a Mask Rage incident at the Golden Corral.
by ruhcaknevets May 13, 2020
mugGet the Mask Ragemug.

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