dirty maritza

a complete bad bitch who needs no one. but often gets sad cus recieves little attention but uses her body for it even tho she wants affection but she’s scared of being heartbroken again

that’s a dirty maritza ,

by sad clown April 15, 2020

Maritaed

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008

marathonocholy

a condition of abnormal gloom or depression which presents after completing a marathon session of tv series only to find out the next series hasn't been released.

Truebie: I just finished marathoning True Blood Series 3 and now I have marathonocholy until series 4 comes out.

by New Brunette January 3, 2011

Marathon Thursday

A all day event from sun rise to sunrise or 6 am to 6 am. all day drinking.if u dont make it to ten pm ur a pussy. you must drink alcohol non stop, all day for college students only twice every year once in november and then july.

hey tmmrw marathon thursday im gonna get shit face

naw man its a marathon not a sprint

pussy

by mister college October 31, 2010

Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.

MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!

by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012

marithea

A person who looks cold, but really has a warm heart. She cares more about the people around her. She rarely says sorry and thank you but when she did she really mean it.

“Marithea is the cold princess in school “

by theaxx April 23, 2018