Manbearpig

An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.

Quarterback: "Where am I?"

Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."

by Cuntler November 14, 2011

Manbastard

any man who's messes you around or is just an asshole can be defined as a manbastard

all guys are manbastards!!

by bobpq February 7, 2010

manbearpig

its the single biggest threat to our planet.

half man, half bear and half pig

BEWARE!

guy "hey what is that, some sort of pigbear man?"

al gore " no, stupid, its manbearpig - i'm cereal"

"thankyou al gore, you're super awesome"

by joey_deacon11 May 12, 2009

manbeast wangdango

main squeeze. the uke to your juke. the onk to your donk. your man.

my manbeast wangdango trumps you fools anyday.

i want manbeast wangdando to be my baby daddy.

by woo woo beasty September 26, 2008

Manbags

The bag of skin that holds yer bollocks

"Kick his fucking manbags"

by Dr. Alex Reah July 24, 2006

manbag

A purse with a strap worn by a man, often carried by someone who is a metrosexual

Steve forgot his manbag with all his credit cards and personal belongings.

by APatcher February 20, 2004

manballing

when a girl checks out a guy whos fine.

"Dang Sam you were totaly manballing that guy over there"

by sam June 19, 2006