machamp

The most muscular pokemon ever! People often this it's homosecual because it wears a speedo. It and pikachu are tied for "the gayest pokemon award".

Matt: You know how I know your gay?
Tyler: How?
Matt: Machamp is your favorite pokemon!

by platypus wrangler December 29, 2009

MacFuck

What you call it when engaging in hard sexual intercourse with the disk drive of a macbook. Can often end in an i-Jizz. This is the only way ever reported cause of a mac crashing. It can also unfortunately. void the warranty.

Harry stop having a MacFuck with your stupid MacBook, Its not even that hot. Its Tiger for fuck's sake. You are ramming an old man. You want some young Leopard pussy like me ;)

by Tommy Harrisons January 11, 2009

Papier-mâché

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive

A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...

by skeebe03 January 16, 2011

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

mach shubin

1.) (adv.) a derogatory term used to describe the pace of someone who is going so fast that their speed is considered malicious to those around them. see also: shubin, pons, pons mach shubin.

did you see that guy going mach shubin? jesus christ! he could have killed someone.

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

Macauley

Son of Righteousness

"His farther was a righteous man, he's a Macauley"

by WILDFIRE1441 June 9, 2019

Mach Jesus

Something traveling well above the "reasonable speed" that it should be

Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night

by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021