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spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.
"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."
by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017
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machead

Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.
That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.
by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009
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macrae

a short chap with a rather red face. often has the curly hair and often over trusts his farts.
macrae: oh shit i think i just shit

friend: yes yes you did
by ishthefishfinder June 5, 2012
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machew

skoal smokeless tabacco none of that bitch ass copenhagen
Cigarettes are for pussy's where's machew?
by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003
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Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.
Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.
by HasHClan May 4, 2009
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Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.
hey baby, let me show you my machete.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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Macaella

A dope person who’s crazy with sick sense of humor
by Dankdoctor November 1, 2018
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