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guff munch

a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.
"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"
by cal.lancey April 9, 2023
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munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him
by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020
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Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)
by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010
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Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.
Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.
by Dort32 December 8, 2010
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whore munch

One who is a nay sayer, does not agree with common opinion, or the action of munching on whores
by Mike Gilbertson February 21, 2008
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pre-munch

Pre-munch is essentially food that has already been munched but accidently leftover from a previous person, is then munched again by another person.

Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Greg was eating a carrot while drunk, left some dangling of a pre-munched carrot. Jenna then proceeded to grab that carrot for a bite only to find the pre-munch crumbling to bits before taking a bite. "Dude, I just totally ate your pre-munched carrot..."
by CR Representitive April 14, 2012
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Munch appeal

When you see a Girl(or guy) and decide right there on the spot that you would eat them
Jeff:"Jenn is soo Jucie!"
Freddie:"Shes Got Munch Appeal!!"
by mookiesooxjsjhsghd December 7, 2006
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