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Mosquito Day

The day humanity tries to kill as much mosquitos as possible on this day
~Yo dude, i killed 23 mosquitos today
-Why would you do that?
~Its mosquito day!
by UZUMAK! June 1, 2021
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Mosquito

The annoying bug that makes you f-ing itchy and lasts for 2 weeks of suffering
Hey there is a mosquito.
by Dremstet May 19, 2020
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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Mosquito

A bug that annoys everyone.
Friends: Damn Omar you are a fucking mosquito today
by Handle68 May 21, 2016
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The mosquito slayer

A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos
1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.

2 yes i have its amazing.

1 yeah bro i know right.
by The_mosquito_slayer July 31, 2021
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Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel
"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"
by The gay child January 13, 2025
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Mosquito-ing

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.
Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.
by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020
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