by kat-geo May 26, 2016
Get the russian mosquitomug. Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
by TaroSykes November 14, 2022
Get the reverse mosquitomug. The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
Get the Mosquitomug. The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.
by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
Get the Mosquitomug. they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022
Get the mosquitomug. Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013
Get the mosquitomug. by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023
Get the Mosquito-Itchmug.