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Monopolizing It

When someone is the only one in the strip-club sitting in the area where you toss money to the strippers. By him being the only one he can put out however much he wants and the strippers are forced to dance for however much money the person is willing to give. Thus "Monopolizing It"
Person 1: Look over there Mike is really "Monopolizing It!"
Person 2: Yeah your right shes putting her tits in his face for $2!
by ArcticFOX July 8, 2012
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Manopoly

How married men maintain their mistresses, instinctively reappearing just as said mistress is about to move on. Manopoly is a check in on his territory just often enough to ensure there is no room for competitors to move into his market.
I was going to go out with that new guy I met, but it's been 3 weeks since I heard from (married boyfriend's name) and I think we are playing Manopoly this weekend. I don't want to miss that.
by Can'tThinkOfAHandle June 9, 2016
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Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008
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Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008
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Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger
*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board
by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014
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monopolisation

When somebody has the most chips in poker.
It was complete monopolisation, he had all the chips.
by Louis Swain January 14, 2006
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Monopolownage

The act of violently or thoroughly dominating, owning, or serving a human or computer opponent in a game of Monopoly (board or computer game). Usually refers to a move which bankrupts said opponent.

Verb form: to Monopolown an opponent.
He took five minutes to theatrically bless the dice, having every woman in the room blow on them, and then proceeded to land right on Boardwalk... with my hotel on it. It was perfect monopolownage

He had to place mortgages on his remaining properties after landing on my Marvin Gardens, then Chance monopolowned him in the face on his next turn by sending him to Bill's Illinois Avenue.
by odInsanity July 18, 2011
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