cincinnati minute

a unit of time roughly equivalent to ten regular minutes in any place other than cincinatti

guy: Where the hell is my sandwich?

girl: Give me a cincinnati minute I'm doing the laundry.

by thetrickdaddy April 1, 2010

Nick Minute

The New Zealand Government's current Minister of Time.

Nick Minute is currently legislating for Daylight Saving to occur only every leap year.

by lewtennant May 29, 2012

5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

by Telephony May 18, 2014

marijuana minute

A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever.
Similar to: New York Minute

Dude, that speech lasted a marijuana minute.
-Charlie

I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael

How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1

I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2

by mykeyhipshot January 21, 2010

ill minute

Any giving time frame that could be used in any situation; Could mean an extremely long or an extremely short amount of time.

Guy 1: Abe Lincoln is my favorite president.
Guy 2: Nigga shut tha fuck up. That white boy cracka-jack died an ill minute ago.

Man 1: Dude i haven't choked the chicken in an ill minute.
Man 2: Its been five fuckin' minutes

by eddywacks January 21, 2011

59-Minute Rule

Refers to the practice of letting employees leave work an hour early. The term derives from the military, where supervisors are often not permitted to let their personnel leave early, but ARE permitted to grant their staff breaks, as long as they are less than 1 hour. On special occasions, a supervisor can work around the prohibition on early excusal by giving the staff a 59-minute break at the very end of the day; thus allowing them to leave about an hour early. The "59-Minute Rule" is often put into effect on the Friday before a three-day weekend.

Email to all personnel: The 59-Minute Rule will be in effect this afternoon. Have a safe and happy holiday! -The Boss

by Adameniscus May 30, 2006

Microsoft Minute

A unit of measure where the descriptive term is never the same value and always unknown.

Defined by:
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds

A: Dude, this Olsen video I'm downloading is gonna be sweet!
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!

by Quilly123 May 19, 2006