milfanca

a term for a mother i'd like to fuck and never call again!

did you see that milfanca? up top!!

by Dr. Suess's Mistress July 7, 2011

MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.

It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.

by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013

miles heizer

white twink who likes dogs

miles heizer please post something we are begging

by jjjuuuulllleeeeyyyaaahhh November 16, 2020

delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

Eternal MILF

A hot mom who gracefully holds her position as a MILF. One who never graduates to cougar status. A forever MILF.

"She is not just a MILF, she's an Eternal MILF !"

by Naughtybody December 6, 2018

Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.

The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.

by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021

Tomboy Milf

A soccer mom.

Friend: I wonder what a tomboy milf is
Friend 2: a soccer mom
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by TheCanadianPuffin September 19, 2021